Saturday, May 21, 2005 

Ok, ya sorry - I posted the fishy picture twice, jeesh, I'm not the brightest flash light on the shelf at times...  Posted by Hello

 


Oh, P.S. - I'm SO disappointed in my Sonics, WHATEVER! Now tonight I get to go root for our other sucky team, the Mariners. *sigh* - we used to be so good! But hey, I'm holding out hope for Randy Winn and my Mariner boys... :o)  Posted by Hello

 


Lookey what I caught! Actually I caught about ohhh 9 of them! These are Kokanee's, and they are a delicious tasty treat! If you like salmon even a little bit, you'd love these little devils.... And they're REALLY fun to catch. Man, what a great weekend last weekend.. camping, fishing, camping some more. Rained a LOT, but hey - I CAUGHT FISH! I'm such a cool chick. LOL Posted by Hello

Thursday, May 05, 2005 

Since I've been such a gloomy puss

Here's a little comic relief for the afternoon...


Crafty ole Texas farmer
>
> A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a
>bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the
>lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and
>asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it
>fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer
>replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
>
>The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the
>United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take
>everything you own. The old farmer smiled and said,"Apparently, you don't
>know how we settle disputes in Texas. We settle small disagreements like
>this with the "Three Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick
>Rule?"
>
>The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I
>kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and
>forth until someone gives up." The attorney quickly thought about the
>proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He
>agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down
>from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.
>
>His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the
>lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff
>sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all
>fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into
>a fresh cow pie. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to
>get to his feet.
>
>Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, Now it's my turn
>"
>
>The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."


Thanks Dawn!!!! :o)

Wednesday, May 04, 2005 

Sick, Birthday, Death... whatever.

I was totally sick - on my birthday no less, not that it matters, I'm just getting old and junk.. and then my grandfather passed away, had to deal with that (still dealing with that), and it's just been a pretty sucky week and a half or so, which is why no fabulously witty diatribe has been typed lately. Anyway, I think I'll live, the cold is almost gone. Thank heavens.

What is with all the cancer lately? I know 3 people who have it/had it. I'm too young to know so many sick people and/or people who are dying.. sigh.

But ok, so ya that's it for now!